ahomeboyslife:

the other side of the bathroom in my house is off limits to me. though in japan i found a toilet exactly like my wifes. it heats the seat and has a bidet,- im surprised it doesnt have an ipod jack or tweet deck on it.  while im confined to some dark ages real, cold toilet. i found @ashsimpsonwentz jam in japan. no more writing rap lyrics. i promise to never ever rap. i found the “kit” of toilets. im going to bed. good night.